Crazy Cat

North Korea reports an increase in immigration inquires from the U.K. as people tire of thieving banks, food banks, horse lasagne and a government of public school bully boys with wet dreams of a new third Reich. A North Korea spokesman said they can offer cheaper housing, less invasive job centres and nobody dies of thirst or hunger in their hospitals. Any senior doctor that dares not to work weekends and Fridays is sent off for re-education.

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2012/02February/Pages/weekend-hospital-death-risk.aspx

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090332/Four-patients-die-thirsty-starving-EVERY-DAY-hospital-wards-damning-new-statistics.html

British banks say they are considering abolishing free banking as all those piddling fines for malpractice are adding up and is making it difficult for them to pay themselves their usual bankers bonuses. As it's so near Christmas they are sure their depositors will understand and sympathize.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-16/london-bankers-expect-44-bonus-increase-survey-finds.html