Crazy Cat

Government Ministers upset about all the 'unfair' bad publicity they are getting about the increase in the use off food banks are considering drastic methods to 'fix' the problem.
In future any 'lazy pleb' caught stealing a loaf of bread could be shipped off to Australia just as in 'the good old days'.
Ryanair is being considered as an operator for the junk cargo ships that could be leased for said purpose.
Leading Supermarkets chains are protesting strongly as they realize that they could be soon overwhelmed by hordes of hungry people desperate for a way out.

If you ever wondered what the troops really think of those politicians who fly in for a photo shoot in between scrapping their equipment and dumping them in the shit.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/

Someone never studied history:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25398608

North Korea reports an increase in immigration inquires from the U.K. as people tire of thieving banks, food banks, horse lasagne and a government of public school bully boys with wet dreams of a new third Reich. A North Korea spokesman said they can offer cheaper housing, less invasive job centres and nobody dies of thirst or hunger in their hospitals. Any senior doctor that dares not to work weekends and Fridays is sent off for re-education.

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2012/02February/Pages/weekend-hospital-death-risk.aspx

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090332/Four-patients-die-thirsty-starving-EVERY-DAY-hospital-wards-damning-new-statistics.html

British banks say they are considering abolishing free banking as all those piddling fines for malpractice are adding up and is making it difficult for them to pay themselves their usual bankers bonuses. As it's so near Christmas they are sure their depositors will understand and sympathize.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-16/london-bankers-expect-44-bonus-increase-survey-finds.html

More rumors are surfacing that Government Ministers are considering outsourcing Defense to the lowest bidder. Possible candidates include G4S, Germany, Italy, China and Iran. The last offers the advantage that kamekazes are a lot cheaper than missiles.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/revealed-the-great-outsourcing-scandal-as-firms-cut-corners-to-cream-profits-off-public-8715119.html

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/11/15/uk-britain-outsourcing-idUKBRE9AE11P20131115