Crazy Cat

As more and more countries take offence at Prime Minister Cameron's campaign against scrounging foreigners they impose more entry restrictions of holders of British passports. A new black market in Republic of Noddyland passports has sprung up as desperate Brits. try to circumvent the restrictions by countries offended by the comments of Little-England-Tories. A Republic of Noddyland passport now carries more prestige than a British passport and for many Brits. it's the only way they can live or work in another country.

They are short of doctors, they are short of nurses, they are short of money, they are short of basic horse sense and now they want to pay Microsoft billions of pounds in protection money to keep 1.086 million PCs and laptops running Windows XP.

http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2014/02/12/nhs_microsoft_win_xp_extended_support/

Replace the virus-ridden garbage with LINUX, it's free, you don't need to pay extra for anti-virus software, it's easy to install, compared to Windows XP it's easier to use/install and once up and running it can run for years without crashing. You can check it out before installing by running a LINUX LIVE from a CD/DVD/USB memory stick, also free. If NHS administrators don't think they have the expertise they can ask some kid, it's that simple.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoppix

With the Wonga Heart Transplant you can have instant operation. However, if the operation is on a Monday for example, you must payback a kidney on Tuesday, a liver on Wednesday, an eyeball on Thursday, a left nut on Friday and the principal on Saturday.